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Category - Super Stupid
Wingnut Warriors Foil Terrorist Plot That Doesn’t Exist
I'll sleep better tonight.
Idaho Lawmakers Confront the Non-Existent Threat of Sharia Law
Single parents in Idaho could be royally f*cked by the state legislature.
Anti-War Hero Rand Paul Hates Diplomacy, He Swears. Will Sue You for Claiming Otherwise.
The Free Market of Ideas must cease and desist immediately.
Stupid Party Chairman Bobby Jindal Leaves No Money for a Primary
Louisiana Secretary of State Tom Schedler breaks the hilarious news.
Complete Nonsense
The mayor of London offers Bobby Jindal a tour of the non-existent "no-go zones."
Bobby Jindal Didn’t Get the Memo on Muslim “No-Go Zones”
The idea that entire regions in the UK have become “no-go zones” because they’ve...
Super Stupid
Here’s one for the ages from a sitting U.S. congressman. Even Adolph Hitler thought it more...
Fail of the Day: GOP Congress Can’t Pass Their Own Bill
Republicans now control both chambers of Congress so passing legislature should be easy, right...
Obama’s Fault
If you have a sharp memory, you may recall the moment in 2012 when the CEO of Westgate Resorts sent...
They’re Coming After Your Sprinkles!
Were you planning to make Christmas cookies with your children next year? Well too bad, that darn...
Ignorance is Bliss
How did outgoing Representative Michele Bachmann defeat the liberals? Bachmann told WorldNutDaily...
House Bill to Avert Shutdown Will… Put High Sodium Back in School Lunches
The fate of the “Crominbus” (yes that’s a stupid name, it’s a combination...
Stop and Think
Patrons of the Mug Shots bar in St. Joseph, Missouri were invited to partake in a poorly-named deal...
Idiot Quote of the Day
It's possible for a quote to be so dumb it cannot be quantified. ISIS is starting its own currency...
GOP Rep: Send Obama to Prison for Taking Executive Action
Representative Mo Brooks (R-AL) is just sayin’ there’s a statute somewhere (he...
Mike Huckabee’s Reagan America Apple Pie Fuck Yeah Tour
I had no idea that Mike Huckabee’s Reagan, Thatcher, Pope John Paul II Tour was a real thing...
Americans Very Concerned About Imaginary Problem
Obesity, cancer and heart disease are very real problems that place a heavy burden on society and...
Is Scott Walker the Most Clueless Governor in America?
It's times like this that I think Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker may be the most clueless governor...
This is How We Derp
We would all understand if you missed Breitbart’s big scoop over the weekend which, as it...
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