Posted by JumpyPants In which I play Pancho to Bob's Cisco! 8:57 - Watching FNC is like watching a...
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My Son and I Voted
Posted by JumpyPants Before school this morning, at 7:30, my 9-year old son and I went down to VFW...
Who is the dork beside McCain?
Posted by JumpyPants Seriously, who is that guy? I know I've seen him somewhere.
Edie Adams, It's Been Real
The late Ernie Kovacs is one of my creative heroes -- in fact, a painting of Ernie lighting a stick...
Ten Grand for Obama – $5,000!
We just hit a major milestone in our Ten Grand for Obama fundraising goal. $5,000! We're halfway...
Poor Joe
Posted by JumpyPants Joe the Not A Licensed Plumber has now become known for not being licensed and...
McPhony
Posted by JumpyPants Man, does this guy just SCREAM insincerity? Really, really, really terrible...
“I’ve got to be there by five!”
Posted by JumpyPants Angry. Anger. Angry. Angry. Is that John McClenchjaw talking about the...
Levi Johnston
Posted by JumpyPants Aren't you glad you know about Levi Johnston? That time in your life and space...
Sullivan nails it
Posted by JumpyPants From Andrew Sullivan's liveblog: This was, I think, a mauling: a devastating...
“I know how to do it.”
Posted by JumpyPants McCain's generic response is "I know how to do it." It's meaningless. It's...
Murderers
Posted byJumpyPants I'm on a train now, typing on my iPhone, so I'll be brief: McLiar and his anti...
Pundits Wrong Again
Posted by JumpyPants Watching John King and the Republican pundits on CNN's post-debate-extended...
Sarah Palin is No Brad Pitt
Posted by JumpyPants Sarah Palin is no Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt played Achilles in the movie Troy...
Executive Experience
Posted by JumpyPants Tens of thousands of Americans have more executive experience than Sarah Palin...
Roger Simon Is A Moron
Roger Simon from Politico is on Hardball saying that he's not hearing an outcry from voters who...
The Great Fear of 2008 – Waffles Edition
This is pretty close to being the worst thing from this election so far. That's right -- a team of...
Contrasts
Via AmericaBlog, Senator Biden is the poorest United States senator with a maximum net worth of...
Pick Your Favorite McCain Nickname!
John McCain is a really boring, un-exotic, un-foreign, un-SEXY sounding name. But it doesn't have...
John McCain Farts In Old Ladies’ Faces
Posted By JumpyPants That's right. John McCain farts in old ladies' faces. He waits until they're...