In other news, opponents of gerrymandering were handed a surprise victory today as the Supreme Court rejected a lower court ruling upholding gerrymandered districts in Alabama.
It's depressing that this is a surprise.
Meanwhile, the Navy has formally charged seven sailors for recording and sharing videos of female officers undressing.
And finally, Kraft Foods is merging with Heinz to form a megaproducer of plastic-y cheeses and sauces.