In other news, Haliburton will pay $1.1 billion in a settlement with gulf residents, businesses and local governments for damages stemming from the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill.
Meanwhile, U.S. District Judge Martin Feldman ruled in favor of Louisiana’s ban on same-sex marriage today because being gay is a “lifestyle choice” and may lead to incest.
Feldman is an embarrassment and his ruling will be overturned at the next stop.