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In other news, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson used a fake name to discuss climate change while he was the CEO of Exxon according to the New York attorney general's office.

New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman alleges that from “at least 2008 to 2015” Tillerson, whose middle name is Wayne, used the “Wayne Tracker” pseudonym email “to send and receive materials regarding important matters, including those concerning to the risk-management issues related to climate change.”

Wayne Tracker sounds like the name of an impossible white man hero in a 1980s B-Movie.

Meanwhile, Pennsylvania State University administrators Tim Curley and Gary Schultz plead guilty to child endangerment for covering up Jerry Sandusky's sexual abuse of children.

Finally, Richard "I got punched in the face" Spencer's white supremacist non-profit organization has lost its tax-exempt status because it raised money but never filed a tax return.

Here's an insane story about Navy officers who've been charged with bribery and using historical memorabilia in "sexual acts" of some description.

During a port visit by the Blue Ridge to Manila in May 2008, for example, five of the Navy officers attended a “raging multi-day party, with a rotating carousel of prostitutes,” at the Shangri-La Hotel, according to the indictment. The group allegedly drank the hotel’s entire supply of Dom Perignon champagne and rang up expenses exceeding $50,000, which [Singapore-based defense contractor Leonard Glenn Francis] covered in full.

On another port visit by the Blue Ridge to Manila in February 2007, Francis allegedly hosted another sex party for officers in the MacArthur Suite of the Manila hotel. During the party, “historical memorabilia related to General Douglas MacArthur were used by the participants in sexual acts,” according to the indictment.

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