Economy

China Should Just Invade Us

I'm not so sure it's a good idea for China to perceive us (correctly) as a gaggle of irresponsible children playing with explosives.

America's largest foreign creditor, China, has repeatedly urged Washington to protect its dollar investments and its state-run news agency on Friday said the United States had been "kidnapped" by "dangerously irresponsible" politics.

Borrowing what Chez said on the podcast this week, it wouldn't shock me if China just staged a massive amphibious landing all along the west coast and marched right on in -- with mobile tactical nukes aimed at our chubby stupid faces.