It’s never too early for Colbert, especially when he’s talking about guy-with-Josh-Groban-on-his-workout-mix Ted Cruz.
This modest hero argued that Texas should be allowed to back out of a legal settlement in which it had agreed to improve healthcare services for poor children.
You know what? No wonder he looks so Christ-like in that painting.
Or Mitch “The Louisville Plugger” McConnell.
But even the leader of the do-nothing Congress is now being punished for the handful of times he done did something.