After being off the air for three days, Colbert was resurrected like Jesus.
When I saw the tweet with no context, I understood how people were offended. The same way I, as an Irish American, was offended after reading only one line of Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal. I mean eat Irish babies? #CancelSwift Trend it!
Because of all the attention we raised a lot of money over the weekend; money that will now be donated to Dan Snyder’s Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation, which Twitter seems to be fine with because I haven’t seen shit about that.
No shit.