Sarah Palin

Coming Soon: Hockey Mom!

The new Palin movie from Matt Damon and George Lucas.

Hockey Mom follows the exploits of a zany small-town Alaskan mayor who enjoys torturing wild animals from low-flying planes before shooting them in the vagina with a bazooka. (In one precious musical number, Mayor Palin sings and dances with an animated Baloo the Bear from Disney’s classic The Jungle Book before shooting him in the face with a double-barreled shotgun.)