In other news, both Republican and Democratic staffers say former National Security Adviser Susan Rice did nothing wrong by requesting the identities of Trump staffers picked up on foreign surveillance. No shit?
Meanwhile, the Associated Press is covering private land-owners in Texas who could end up on the Mexican side of Trump's fantasy border wall, if it's ever built.
Finally, Ivanka Trump reportedly received new trademarks for her business in China on the same day she sat down for dinner with Chinese President Xi Jinping. But, you know, I have to hand it to Xi. He knows how to play the Trumps. Give them table scraps and they'll grovel. Trump recently backed down from labeling China a "currency manipulator."
As you might have heard, conspiracy theory kingpin Alex Jones is currently facing a custody battle in Texas where his Ex is arguing that she deserves full custody of their children because Jones is an unhinged lunatic.
Here's some A+ tweets.
Judge weighs video of Alex Jones stripping. 'He just takes his clothes off,' lawyer says, adding he once removed shirt during family therapy
— Roque Planas (@RoqPlanas) April 18, 2017
According to KJ's atty: last year in a joint therapy session w/ family he took off his clothes.
— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) April 18, 2017
And now a video of @realalexjones disrobing to his underwear and here I am watching Alex watch the video in court
— Ben Hartman (@Benhartman) April 18, 2017
In this tape an apparently drunk tape of @RealAlexJones saying "1776 baby will commence again" and something about parasites and trenchcoats
— Ben Hartman (@Benhartman) April 18, 2017
So, there's that.