“When I was a child, President Ronald Reagan was the nice man who gave us jelly beans when we visited the White House. I didn’t know then, but I know it now: The jelly beans were much more than a sweet treat that he gave out as gifts. They represented the uniqueness and greatness of America—each one different and special in its own way, but collectively they blended in harmony.” Rep. Ben Quayle (R-Ariz.)
Why does it seem like the next sentence would be something about "good touch, bad touch?"