I won't be working in the Obama administration. One of the job application requirements:
They must include any e-mail that might embarrass the president-elect, along with any blog posts and links to their Facebook pages.
The application also asks applicants to “please list all aliases or ‘handles’ you have used to communicate on the Internet.”
Dammit. I knew I shouldn't have trolled those Scarlett Johansson fansites as "DarthFuckwit69".