“You go back to the Founding Fathers, as far as they were concerned, they’d already had the entire debate on creation-evolution. And you get Thomas Paine, who was the least religious Founding Father, saying you’ve got to teach creation science in the public school classroom. The scientific method demands that. Now, we’re opposite today.” Glenn Beck's favorite bizarro-historian David Barton
Okay, so the theory of evolution didn't exist until nearly a hundred years later.