"In the end, we need to compete, as I’ve said before, we need to compete in each and every kind of forum. And whether it’s on the ground traditionally, or today it’s in — it’s in the ethernet."
—Norm Coleman
Ethernet? I think he means "series of tubes" or "internets." Whatever.
Word of wisdom to the Republicans. If you want to "compete" on the internet, you might want to learn what it's called first.