"I think on a national level your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out." —Sarah Palin
Department of Law? In the White House?
UPDATE: This, too:
“I am not a quitter. I am a fighter." —Sarah Palin just three days after quitting her job
She might as well be saying, "I'm not Sarah Palin. I'm Art Vandelay."