The tie goes to Bill O'Reilly and Karl Rove:
O’REILLY: All right, so you are agreeing with me then that there is a conscious effort on the part of The New York Times and other liberal media to basically paint as drastic a picture as possible, so that when Barack Obama takes office that anything is better than what we have now?
ROVE: Yes.
Yep. Those 533,000 people who were fired last month are all part of a scam to help Barack Obama.
Damn. How did they figure it out?