Seriously? Seriously. Exxon really applied paper towels — real paper towels — on certain sections of the Pegasus pipeline oil spill in Arkansas.
I’ve used more paper towels on puppy poop.
Not only is that heavy, thick crude — much heavier than traditional oil — but what did they plan to accomplish by, you know, dabbing up the spill?
This is Exxon laughing in our faces.