In other news, the recent White House fence jumper reportedly made it much farther into the building than was originally disclosed.
After barrelling past the guard immediately inside the door, Gonzalez, who was carrying a knife, dashed past the stairway leading a half-flight up to the first family’s living quarters. He then ran into the 80-foot-long East Room, an ornate space often used for receptions or presidential addresses.
Gonzalez was tackled by a counter-assault agent at the far southern end of the East Room. The intruder reached the doorway to the Green Room, a parlor overlooking the South Lawn with artwork and antique furniture, according to three people familiar with the incident.
Meanwhile, today is Monday and I can’t type or write anything. I’ve made more corrections today than I typically do in an entire week and fuck Mondays. That is all.