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Fox & Friends Accuses President of Simplistic Messaging

This is tragically hilarious:

The network and the movement that relies upon a juggernaut strategy of nearsighted bumper sticker slogans and doofus, kneejerk zealotry as a means of exploiting low information ignoramus voters has accused the president -- who they also accuse of being too professorial and academic -- of being simplistic for the sake of low information voters.

Through the looking-glass.

Just after Carlson said that, Doocy and Talking Monkey Kilmeade spontaneously started to fling their own feces while screaming the word "Hussein".