In other news, the state of Kansas has missed revenue estimates again due to lower than expected tax receipts. Nobody could have predicted!
Meanwhile, the Jeb! campaign has picked up a former George W. Bush campaign staffer to serve as chief operating officer. That should do it.
And finally, Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) has come up with another one his brilliant ideas.
"Congress is good about having studies; how about if we take four heterosexual couples and put them on an island where they have everything they need to live and exist and we take four couples of just men and put them on an island where they have all they need to survive and then let's take four couples of just women and put them on an island and then lets come back in 100 years and see which one nature favors."