Hey, U.S. Senate, American people, and nations of the world, our President has a message for you:
FUCK YOU. Fuck you and your rules and regulations. Fuck you and your representative democracy. Fuck you and your separation of powers. And fuck you and your global diplomacy and your trying the make the world a more peaceful, equitable place where we can all live and survive for generations upon generations. Yeah, fuck all that shit.
Oh, and one more thing: John Bolton rules, man! He's gonna kick the top 10 floors of the UN in the ass, bro! Yeah! He's gonna open a can of whoop ass on Kofi Annan!
And finally, dear Lord, bless us in our global struggle against violent extremism.
PS - Sorry for all the swears, Laura.
PPS - Karl Rove rules, too! And nobody's paying attention to him and our cover-up anymore, because of my buddies Roberts and Frist and Bolton. So they all rule! Especially Bolton! He rules the hardest!