I tried to tell myself that this is satire or parody but, as far as I can determine, it isn’t. The Hands Free Whopper appears to be a legit thing coming out of Peurto Rico.
This is exactly what humanity needs. A trough that hangs around your neck and feeds you like a factory farmed animal. I feel embarrassed just watching it.
If your reaction to this was anything like mine, it probably went something like this:
If anyone can prove to me that this is satire, I will gladly accept that explanation. The alternative, that this is a real thing, is absolutely horrible.
(h/t @dvnix)