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Here’s What You’re Missing This Week: Our Brushes With Celebrity; Chez Bumps into Olivia Wilde; Bob Bumps into Def Leppard’s Rick Allen at Target; New Gordon Ramsay Show in Which He Shouts at Kids; The Elephant Hunter with the Tiny Penis; GOP AR-15 Giveaway; PPP Poll on Conspiracy Theories; Alex Jones and the Lizard People; Proto-Indo-European Language; Louie CK on Smartphones; Our Personal Solitude; Mia Farrow’s Claim About Sinatra; Odd Greenwald Tweet About Tsarnaev; and much more.