In other news, ICE has rolled back a longtime policy of releasing pregnant women from custody under orders from Trump. Get your family values right here.
Meanwhile, Planned Parenthood is opening two new clinics in Texas after receiving a donation of $9 million from an anonymous donor. Thank you, whoever you are.
Finally, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has backed down after a third court ruling against him. Special elections will be held in June.
Walker spent most of this morning crying like a baby on Twitter.
Obama Attorney General Eric Holder and his Washington, D.C.-based special interest group are behind the legal push to force Wisconsin taxpayers to pay for special elections for seats that will be filled in a few months in the normal elections.
— Scott Walker (@ScottWalker) March 29, 2018
Signing off early again today, because this about how long it took for me to start feeling nauseous and fall asleep at my desk.