As we know, the District of Columbia is being forced to use Homeland Security funds for next week's "George W. Bush Wartime Tilt-a-Whirl". Guess what some of that precious anti-evildoer money will be spent on. ABC News:
The [D.C.] mayor's spokeswoman, Sharon Gang, says that includes reviewing stands for the inaugural parade and special license plates for the event.
No balloon animals?