In other news, the Dow Jones Industrial Average surpassed 16,000 for the first time ever today. Because Socialism.
Meanwhile, George Zimmerman was arrested today for assaulting his girlfriend, not to be confused with the wife he threatened with a gun in September. Zimmerman pointed a shotgun at the girlfriend, broke a table, and barricaded the front door with furniture.
I refuse to say “allegedly.” He’s a documented piece of shit and a murderer.