In other news, Britain's Ministry of Defence has no record of fascist cosplayer Sebastian Gorka serving in an anti-terror unit as he claims. Gorka's PhD is apparently fake, so it makes sense that his military service record is also fake.
Meanwhile, the State Department's latest hire was accused of sexual assault by 5 students at The Citadel war college. Excellent "extreme vetting."
Finally, a Freedom of Information Act request filed by CBS News has revealed that Trump was personally involved in the hunt for a National Park staffer who posted a photo of Trump's tiny inauguration crowd. Trump is a 70-year old man-child.
I am basically a zombie today so, if I screwed something up, just put it on my tab.