Sean Hannity, like Rush Limbaugh, lives along the shore of a large body of water. In Hannity's case, he owns a mansion on Lloyd Harbor on Long Island. Here's his house:
Nice pool and private beach. Oh, and Hannity, love the Greek columns and arches.
Anyway, on his show last night, Hannity suggested that environmentalists have the power to move offshore oil rigs to any location they choose. So, as an environmentalist, I choose to move a shitload of oil rigs to Lloyd Harbor. Like so:
Let's exercise our considerable power and turn Hannity's private beach into a cesspool of toxic gunk and delicious "food mousse." Who's with me?