From TIME Magazine's Mark Halperin, the very serious corporate media professional who recommended that Senator McCain paint Senator Obama as a terrorist Manchurian Candidate, we get this Morning Joe nugget of stupid.
UPDATE: Elvis from the comments:
I had a Manchurian asshat once. I bought it in Guandong, which was a mistake because everyone knows the best asshats come from Heilongjiang. Trust me: Go for the more expensive craftsmanship of the Heilongjiang asshat; the Guandong variety smells just awful.