In other news, Representative John Shimkus (R-IL) is apparently very, very confused about the difference between North Korea and South Korea. Also, the Department of Health and Human Services is just like Dear Leader Kim Jong Un. Or something. I don’t know. John Shimkus is an embarrassing idiot.
Meanwhile, I know it’s a little late in the evening to be depressing, so I’ll just leave this here.
Yes, Wal-Mart is now harder to get into than Harvard.