Colbert was in fine form last night while clowning the media, Mitt Romney, and Donald Trump.
Out of sensitivity, less than one week from election day Mitt Romney has been forced suspend his campaign. That's why he scrapped his victory rally in Kettering, Ohio rally and instead appeared at a completely different the same spot with the same people and called it a "storm relief" rally. Which is so comforting for all those living on Ohio's hard hit Atlantic coast.
Following the lead of my future scrotum holster, I am proud to announce that I too am extending my offer to dip my balls in Trump's mouth.