Iraq

My E-mail Chat With A Soldier

Presented without comment.

To: Bob Cesca
Subject: I'm in Iraq for the third time
Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:10:52 -0400
From: xxxxxxx@aol.com

And you're a pathetic asshole who make cartoons for a living.

I'm here because I volunteered. Iraq is an abstraction for you, but a day-to-day reality for me. Who gives a shit what you think?

When you grow a set of balls and stop making cartoons for a living and do something, DO something for your country besides preach to the converted Leftist relics at the Huffington Post as a way of making yourself feel relevant, maybe your opinion will mean something.

Until then you're just another attention whore, blathering about the war and using men like me as a prop for your bullshit, as you age and slowly realize that you're never going to be the person you hoped you might become.

Dave

"Kung Fu Jimmy Chow?" Wow, that's a great way to spend your life. Why the hell bother?

From: Bob Cesca
To: xxxxxxx@aol.com
Sent: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 2:45 pm
Subject: RE: I'm in Iraq for the third time

Hi Dave,

Thank you for your service.

Bob

To: Bob Cesca
Subject: Uhh.....Want to try that again....?
Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:17:53 -0400
From: xxxxxxx@aol.com

I love how you leftist douches think you can stab us in the back and make it all okay if you just say "thank your your service."

Go make a cartoon, you aging Leftist pussy.

From: Bob Cesca
To: xxxxxxx@aol.com
Sent: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 6:11 pm
Subject: RE: Uhh.....Want to try that again....?

How did I stab you in the back? I'm defending you against a commander-in-chief who is using you as a scapegoat.

Bob

To: Bob Cesca
Subject: Re: Uhh.....Want to try that again....?
Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:28:59 -0400
From: xxxxxxx@aol.com

Yeah, sure you are. You're defending me. Yeah, right.

Go back to your cartoons. I'll go back to the war. Ass clown.

UPDATE: Here's his latest. Sounds like he's a very angry career Pentagon type.

Okay, ass clown, I'll spell it out for you.

I have two engineering degrees from UC Berkeley, was first in my class at flight school and have fought in places you've never even heard of for the last twenty years. I volunteered for my first political campaign in 1976, and was on staff when Bush won Ohio in 2004. I've traveled to thirty countries with the military and have been to forty others on my own. This is my fifth war.

And YOU are defending ME? You think I need the brilliance of Bob the Cartoon maker, who has never served a day in his life, to protect me from a CINC who is "scapegoating" me? Oh, Bob, shine your protective brilliance upon me!

You're not fit to shine my shoes, pal. You know precisely shit about the military and jack shit about this war, and for you to think for a second that you're "defending" me is so galactically arrogant that it defies description.

You're having delusions of adequacy, chump. I'm smarter than you, more educated than you, more experienced politically than you, more knowledgeable than you, and have a billion times the political and a trillion times military experience you have.

And you're defending me?

Yeah, um, okay, sure. Keep telling yourself that.

That took three minutes, which is 2:55 more than you deserve. Go back to "Kung Fu Bullshit Nobody Will Ever See" and continue to age, knowing how utterly irrelevant you truly are.

I'm coming home in four months and when I do I'm going to help crush Barack (God DAMN America!) Obama and his raving bitch of a wife.

You keep preaching to the inmates at the Huffington Post

Nice guy. Impressive resume.