In other news, Senator Majority Leader Mitch McConnell says he expects to repeal Obamacare in the new Congress. They're going to repeal it and not replace it with anything, just like we knew they would. People will die.
Meanwhile, Democrats did manage to elect Maggie Hassan, Catherine Cortez Masto, Kamala Harris, and Tammy Duckworth. We need them. I'm so sorry their Senate debut will be under the leadership of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.
Finally, it may not be any consolation but gun stocks tanked today because, as it turns out, Clinton won't be taking our guns.
I'm sorry, that's all I've got today. I'm so numb I could barely even post this. I can't promise I'll have anything to say tomorrow, but once this numbness wears off I will. I have thoughts about the millions of people who stayed at home and didn't vote.