In other news, Arizona state Senator John Kavanagh (R) wants to make it illegal to film police officers within 20 feet because "most cameras have great resolution where you don’t really lose anything when you’re 20 feet away." Okay.
Meanwhile, a North Dakota man was arrested in D.C. for plotting to kidnap First Dog Bo Obama.
And finally, Paul LePage says you should give him a break for saying racist things because he's a genuine idiot.
“My brain was slower than my mouth,” LePage, a Republican, told reporters at the state house in Augusta. “The take-away is this: I don’t really care what the press thinks about me. But I want the drug dealers to know: I’m after them.”