This is a spot-on post by Stroszek at the Daily Kos. In it, he concedes all of the objections by the Healthers. For example:
1. We will not euthanize your grandmother.
2. Rahm Emanuel's brother will not kill Sarah Palin's baby. [...]
8. Private health insurance will not be eliminated. [...]
10. There will be no super-secret-awesome health care program for ACORN employees.
I think we can all agree to these concessions. Now let's pass healthcare reform!