One Nation Under Fear

One Nation Under Fear

This is the new fear mongering spot from GOP.gov and it's 24-tastic. What the ad doesn't say is:

[The Protect America Act] expired because George Bush threatened to veto any extensions and House Republicans unanimously voted against any extension. Our blood, to be gushing shortly like a volcanic eruption, will be on their loving, protective hands.

But who gives a shit about the details because we're all going to die! YAARRRR!

Meanwhile, did you know that you can pre-order my book? It's due out in September and I'm actually still writing it, but why not plan ahead by going here and reserving a copy. In it, I write lots of words about fear mongering and how the Republicans are cowards.

Chapters include: Glenn Beck's unfortunate last name; the myth about why we haven't been attacked since 9/11; the complete story about how I worked at the same radio station as fear monger, crazy person and Watergate burglar G. Gordon Liddy; an epic chapter about fear mongers throughout history; and many more.