John McCain is a really boring, un-exotic, un-foreign, un-SEXY sounding name. But it doesn't have to be that way!
Let's help Senator McCain by choosing a new nickname for him! It's fun, and it's free!
Your Choices Are:
1. Crotchy McBrainfart
2. Cappy McRibrack
3. Oily McSlicktalk
4. Richy McPrivateJet
5. Money McMoneybags
6. Angry McSteamEars
7. Spacy McAlzheimers
8. Bully McFightpicker
9. Lie-y McBullshit
10. Janus McTwoface
11. Smeary McRatfuck
12. Georgey McPussy
Have fun! And remember: this is America! As long as you're a Republican, you can vote as many times as you like!
[Posted, like it says above, by JumpyPants. I'm no Bob. I can dream, though.]