“Who the hell needs armor-piercing bullets except you guys in battle? For the life of me, I don’t know why the hell people have to have assault weapons.” Defense Secretary Leon Panetta to soldiers at the U.S. Army Garrison Vicenza in northern Italy
I can answer this one for the secretary. They need armor-piercing bullets and assault weapons because, 1) they're paranoid, and 2) they have small penises, or 3) both.