There's this lower-third graphic: "Breaking News: Team Obama Reveals Secret Report," which heralds a report that was released to the public.
And this lower-third graphic from a few days ago: "Security Fear: Shirtless Obama Pic." Making this one even more ridiculous is the grinning Robert Goulet-ish face of Alex Castellanos.
Later today we can expect: "Obama Nipple Fires On Gaza! Nipple Rampage!"