In other news, yet another Goldman Sachs alumni is joining the Trump administration to drain the swamp. Or something.
Meanwhile, Taco Bell is introducing a taco with a shell that's made of fried chicken. Because why not? We're all going to die in the nuclear fire anyway.
Finally, here's a feel good story to make up for yesterday's shitpocalypse.
EXPOSITION PARK, LOS ANGELES (KABC) -- Ten-thousand ambitious young girls filled the seats of the Galen Center auditorium at the University of Southern California Tuesday morning to see a special screening of "Hidden Figures."
The film follows a team of African American women who provided NASA with critical mathematical data for launching the country's first successful space mission.
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I listened to this at least a million times in the 90s.
Don't worry if you lose your health insurance, there are plenty of great options out there! pic.twitter.com/qxr1CU9HNU
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) January 11, 2017