"Satan has his sights on the United States of America!" Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum has declared.
"Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using those great vices of pride, vanity, and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition."
Sensuality? And what the hell does this mean: "all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition." Paging Sarah Palin for a Gibberish-to-English translation, please.