Republican Party

Senator McCain Is Grape Nuts

Senator McCain has introduced his celebrity sidekick and it is...

To the magical alien swimming pool!

Cocoon star and Grape Nuts spokesman, Wilfred Brimley! Because Senator McCain is clearly interested in shoring up his "I'm old and cranky and my diabetes is acting up" support.

Next week, the senator will be appearing with Brimley in the 'Straight Talk '79 Buick' -- driving 25 in the passing lane with their right-turn blinker on.

If you put your nose real close to your computer screen and take a whiff, you can almost smell the old man stink.

I can't think of any more old man jokes right now.