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The Kübler-Ross model first introduced by Elisabeth Kübler-Ross in her 1969 book "On Death and Dying", describes, in five discrete stages, a process by which people allegedly deal with grief and tragedy, especially when diagnosed with a terminal illness. The stages are known as the Five Stages of Grief.
The stages are: Denial: Anger: Bargaining:Depression: Acceptance:
The birth certificate thing? That Hillary can't serve because of the Constitution thing? That Sarah Palin has a bright future thing? That 'Saxby Chambliss's victory is the beginning of a Republican resurgence thing?
That would be stage one with a little stage two mixed in occasionally.