Josh:
The Drudges and Fox scoundrels of the world seem to think that if someone fills out a voter registration card for Mickey Mouse, that Mickey Mouse might show up and cast a vote they're not entitled to cast.
When I vote, I have to sign my name in a ledger right next to my printed name and a copy of my signature. I seriously doubt that either Mickey Mouse or a zombie would be able to get away with actually voting. Now, if someone named Mickey Mouse actually votes -- I would have harsher words for the polling place volunteers than anyone else, including Mickey himself.