Strength and Resolve

In other news, the intelligence community was directed to find evidence that would support Trump's stupid tweets about being wiretapped according to the New Yorker. I think we all knew this, right?

Meanwhile, the State Department has certified that Iran is complying with the terms of the nuclear deal. Remember when Trump promised to rip the deal apart on day one?

Finally, here's an important update from the Alex Jones trial.

AUSTIN, TX — Halfway through the second official day of his 10-day civil custody trial, Alex Jones reclined in his chair and mopped sweat from his brow while watching a shirtless, pantsless version of himself hawk male vitality supplements on a courtroom television screen. It was hardly the most outlandish moment of the afternoon.

Here's a funny thing:

Trump is going to be so mad when he sees this.