"Romney types, of course, are the ones who sign the front of the paycheck, and the Obama types are the one who have spent their entire lives signing the back of them." Michelle Malkin on Fox & Friends
Keep going, conservatives. You're doing great. So the enemy, Malkin says, are people who receive checks then endorse and deposit them, thus making them wealthier contributors to the economy? And her presidential champion is someone who writes out the checks and gives them to people? Hmm. Weird. I sign the fronts of checks for all sorts of things, and I also sign the backs of checks to deposit. So does Mitt Romney. And Michelle Malkin. And everyone else. That made no sense.
I'm so glad that peak Malkin was three years ago (give or take) and, after becoming increasingly irrelevant since then, this is the best she can do.