In other news, the NRA has finally admitted that President Obama never took away our guns because he doesn't actually have that power. No shit?
Meanwhile, esteemed doctor Ben Carson has defended Donald Trump's attack on Judge Gonzalo Curiel by saying Trump was "probably talking out loud rather than thinking." That doesn't make it better.
Finally, congressman and Greek handjob expert Louie Gohmert says transgender rights will increase the number of veteran suicides. Somehow.
Gohmert's dire warning about gays in the military never came true either.