The Wall Street guys on the Fox News money shows are saying that global warming is bunk because we're having record cold weather. And we wonder why the financial system imploded.
Yeah but in their defense, the spazzy white guys in lower Manhattan (SWGILM) can't sit still long enough to learn anything -- their hyper-spasmodic pee-pee dance of insanity won't allow it. But if they could sit still for a minute, we could show them a chart illustrating how global temperatures are rising.
Now sure, the SWGILM might think that "global" means "lower Manhattan in December" but it doesn't. "Global" means the whole globe and not all areas of the globe have the exact same weather as lower Manhattan. That would be -- what's the word? -- effing impossible!