Gov. Haley Barbour said that the Mississippi Gulf Coast is open for business, despite the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
In an effort to encourage tourism, Mississippi Gulf Coast officials are offering $75 gas cards for those who book a two-night stay at one of the participating hotels or resorts listed online...
So they're giving away free gasoline to help compensate for a gigantic oil spill calamity. I think the paradox is about to force the universe to implode.