In other news, the Clackamas County, Oregan Elections Office is under investigation by the state Department of Justice for possible ballot tampering.
A temporary election worker allegedly filled in a straight Republican ticket where voters had left blank preferences. It is unclear how many ballots were affected, but, as Blue Oregon notes, this is not the first time Clackamas County has come under scrutiny for foul play.
If you've been following along, the latest from The Onion should make you laugh.